Stranger girl, take your dick in your hand — I'll teach you how to take a steam bath in the sauna

Citizen, you have to suck deeper, or I'll write you a fine

Neighbor, here's my pussy, help me cum, the guy's not home

So successfully seduced a non-local blonde for a fuck, but we were interrupted

Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

Did you get socks and shower gel for February 23? I got a blowjob

And that's how it is every morning — he won't let me go to the bathroom until he gives me a blowjob

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

I'll convince my wife to record a home video and fuck her right away, or she'll change her mind